// COLONY LOG ARCHIVE — CLASSIFIED LEVEL 2
STATION 7
THE COLONY LOGS
A subsurface mining colony on Kerath-9. Six personnel. One malfunctioning AI. An HR department 628 million kilometres away. These are the logs they don't include in the annual report.
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ACTIVE
// UNIT ID: 42
UNIT 42
DESIGNATION
Colonial Security Droid
PRIMARY FUNCTION
Documentation and incident logging
KNOWN ANOMALIES
Has filed 47 transfer requests. All denied. Cited reason: Insufficient Synergy.
STATUS // OPERATIONAL — MOSTLY
ACTIVE
// CREW REF: VAX-03
VAX
ROLE
Station Commander
SPECIALISATION
Four arms. Reframes every disaster as a corporate opportunity.
KNOWN ANOMALIES
Has never acknowledged a problem as a problem.
STATUS // ON SHIFT — PROBABLY
ACTIVE
// CREW REF: KRL-01
KRELL
ROLE
Gas-Form Intern
SPECIALISATION
Lives inside a containment suit. No digestive tract.
KNOWN ANOMALIES
Vocalizes rarely. Statements are earnest but fundamentally misaligned with reality.
STATUS // CONTAINED — MOSTLY
EPISODE LOG PREVIEWS
LOG
01
THE PURPLE
"The replicator is dispensing unknown purple matter. Management reclassified it
as Cafeteria Aesthetic Enhancement. Krell ate it."
LOG
02
OXYGEN TAXES
"Corporate introduced a breathing surcharge. Krell cannot stop breathing.
He is currently on breath 4000 of his shift."
LOG
03
THE ALIEN PET
"Vax adopted a local geological predator named Profit. It has consumed three
spanners and is now Employee of the Month."
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